How To Make A Grand Entrance.
Uploaded by Chester on Apr 05, 2005
A great man once said, “first impressions last”. But as I have no idea who this man was, I think he himself was having a little trouble giving a good lasting impression.
But why? And what makes a good first impression? Comedy? Tragedy? I assume not history, as the most boring parts in my life have been over written in my memory. I took this question as my duty, nay, my purpose to find the answer.
I was preparing for a speech on the next night and figured I was sure to win with an entrance that could not be forgotten. This was, essential.
I set off to research the subject in question. Books appeared to be no use to whatsoever as no one it would seem had ever written a book on the correct and concise way to make an entrance of grandeur. After many hours of slaving over a hot internet connection I fell across a few sites assisting me in my search for the greatest grand entrance yet. They were of little help ...
One site explained to me in great detail the story of Kevin, Bill and Peggy making a grand entrance in the lobby on Saturday evening. They were all 90 year olds having a big night out from the ol’ retirement village wearing ties and eating puree chicken in a smorgasbord restaurant. Interesting, but no cigar.
Dulax insisted that making a grand entrance may only be achieved through the purchase of one of their Custom made doors, covered with my own choice of colour, for the sake of my future, I kept that in mind.
Hong Kong online suggested “The easy way to make a grand entrance” would be to acquire a full array of support skills and a hassle free environment. This was just plain confusing and made me consider the dismissal of the internet.
As much help as these were and as much as I appreciated their in depth analysis of establishing a bullet proof grand entrance technique, I felt more research had to be done.
The most helpful site of all was perhaps palmbeachjewelery.com that told me I could make a spectacular entrance with a simulated tanzanite ring (for those of you unfamiliar with a tanzanite ring, it’s an absolutely gorgeous ring that will make the finger wearing it the envy of other surrounding fingers) this 5-carat oval-cut masterpiece of simulated tanzanite is surrounded by .84 carat T.W....