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Funny

Uploaded by rajeshp on Sep 14, 2021

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed by stupidity, here are some actual label instructions found on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special.)
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
On a Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion.)
On Tosco’s tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of box): Do not turn upside-down.
On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowena iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot's children's cough medicine: 'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.'
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness.
On most brands of Christmas lights: 'For indoor or outdoor use only.' (As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (I got to admit, I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: 'Warning: contains nuts.'
On an American Airlines packet of peanuts: 'Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.'
On a child's Superman costume: 'Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.' (I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for this one.)

Other random facts:
Do you know . . .???

- People with blue eyes see better in dark.

- Money isn’t made out of paper, it is made out of cotton.

- A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it go mad instantly and sting itself to death.

- Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

- A huge underground river runs underneath the Nile, with six times more water than the river above.

- USA uses 29% of the world's petrol and 33% of the world's electricity

- Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear By 700 times.

- The animal responsible for the most human deaths world-wide is the mosquito.

- We exercise at least 30 muscles when we smile.

- Our nose is our personal air-conditioning system: it warms cold air, cools hot air and filters impurities.

- Our brain is more complex than the most powerful computer and has over 100 billion nerve cells.

- When a person dies, hearing is usually the first sense to go.

- There is a great mushroom in Oregon that is 2,400 years old. It Covers 3.4 square miles of land and is still growing.

- German Shepherds bite...

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Uploaded by:   rajeshp

Date:   09/14/2021

Category:   Poems

Length:   2 pages (486 words)

Views:   249

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